new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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