Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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