Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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