She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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