you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
try to milk me bitch
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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