Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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