She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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