So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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