Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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