Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
