evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
