he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
