He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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