That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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