We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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