she looked like the before picture.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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