i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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