drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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