She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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