He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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