yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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