This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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