just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I still have a little drunk in my system
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
