i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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