I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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