i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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