Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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