I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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