he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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