I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize