No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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