hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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