We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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