Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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