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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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