i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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