Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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