He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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