i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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