sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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