i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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