I wish I could punch you in the face.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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