Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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