Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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