I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she looked like the before picture.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You coming home soon, man?
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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