Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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