I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
