Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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