Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize
