its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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