Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
