Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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