Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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