For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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