He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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