I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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