"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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