what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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