I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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