i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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