Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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