Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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